The Book of Murray The Life Teachings and Kvetching of the Lost Prophet For years scholars have puzzled over the contrasts between modern Judaism and the world of the ancient Israelites Leviticus explains keeping kosher but where is the scriptural basis for pocketing a d

  • Title: The Book of Murray: The Life, Teachings, and Kvetching of the Lost Prophet
  • Author: David M. Bader
  • ISBN: 9780307453242
  • Page: 444
  • Format: Hardcover
  • For years scholars have puzzled over the contrasts between modern Judaism and the world of the ancient Israelites Leviticus explains keeping kosher, but where is the scriptural basis for pocketing a dinner roll from a buffet for later Finally, in The Book of Murray, we have answers Here is the source for such timeless teachings as Love the stranger, but not on the fiFor years scholars have puzzled over the contrasts between modern Judaism and the world of the ancient Israelites Leviticus explains keeping kosher, but where is the scriptural basis for pocketing a dinner roll from a buffet for later Finally, in The Book of Murray, we have answers Here is the source for such timeless teachings as Love the stranger, but not on the first date and Trust not a cardiologist who chain smokes This remarkable biblical text, recently unearthed from a golf course in South Florida, is the surprising, hilarious, and uplifting chronicle of the Old Testament s most unlikely prophet Murray, son of Irving of the Tribe of Levi Relaxed Fit Though a poor student and a disappointment to his parents, Murray hears God s call Soon he is wandering the land, spreading his unique brand of wisdom, whether from a mountaintop or at a themed bar mitzvah He reminds followers of the Ten or so Commandments He boldly predicts the future of the Israelites Thy people will produce philosophers and scientists and novelists and Nobel Prize winners Yet still thou wilt be unable to find the hood release on thy car He judges a dispute between two women fighting over a cherished black and white cookie all leading to the spectacular finale Filled with divinely inspired yet practical advice Thou shalt not freelance , The Book of Murray is an affectionate and mirthful romp for readers of all faiths Study its truths, learn the prophet s stories, and, in the immortal words of Murray handed down by his dyslexic scribe , Go froth and multiply.

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    One thought on “The Book of Murray: The Life, Teachings, and Kvetching of the Lost Prophet”

    1. This is a humorous take on Jewish teachings, but I found it to be one dimensional. It's like listening to a standup comedian tell the same joke over and over and over. not that funny.

    2. This book is terrific. I'm glad it was discovered and don't know why it was not added to the Torah. Brilliant parody! Very clever, and interestingly juxtaposes the style of Jewish manuscripts with the nuisance complaints of people today. I don't know if the stereotypes used would be considered offensive, but I thought they were funny

    3. DeLiGhTfUl! I smiled, laughed, and nodded in agreement. My faves were 'The 10 (or so) Commandments' and 'The Murray Diet'. A short, fun read. I'm eager to share with a few of my friends. I think they will enjoy it as much as I did. :D

    4. Kind of funny. Interesting use of biblical terms and was somewhat witty, but a little too dry to be an actual published work of humor.

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