The War With The Newts Orwell meets Vonnegut in the simultaneously hilarious and chilling masterpiece from the man who invented the word robot This legendary but previously hard to get novel is a hilarious dystopian satire

  • Title: The War With The Newts
  • Author: Karel Čapek
  • ISBN: 9781612190235
  • Page: 193
  • Format: Paperback
  • Orwell meets Vonnegut in the simultaneously hilarious and chilling masterpiece from the man who invented the word robot This legendary but previously hard to get novel is a hilarious dystopian satire about the choice between ecological catastrophe and making your quarterly financial goals As both a commentary on capitalism and the rise of fascism, as well as an early worOrwell meets Vonnegut in the simultaneously hilarious and chilling masterpiece from the man who invented the word robot This legendary but previously hard to get novel is a hilarious dystopian satire about the choice between ecological catastrophe and making your quarterly financial goals As both a commentary on capitalism and the rise of fascism, as well as an early work of science fiction, it is one of the most important books of the twentieth century.When the curmudgeonly sailor Captain von Toch discovers a breed of large, intelligent newts in far off Polynesia, he realizes that, with a little training, they could be used as a virtual army of complacent pearl divers in shark infested waters Then von Toch s financial backers realize that the newts can be trained for all kinds of underwater civil engineering projects, or to build new islands, even to defend shorelines wielding weapons, no less There s only one problem released from their previous environment, the newts replicate like, well, aqua bunnies And soon they aren t so complacent any.Acclaimed by many as the first dystopian novel, and others as the best book of science fiction ever written, Karel Capek s masterpiece remains all that and smart, funny, and relevant.

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    1. Faking News! Newts Trump Humans!I'd become rather blasé when it comes to apocalyptic science fiction. I thought I knew them all, those brave new worlds that writers invent to symbolise the immediate danger of human self-destruction out of sheer stupidity?Think again, Lisa! The newts invited me to the ultimate, unexpected, completely logical fantasy, containing it ALL. Welcome to a roller coaster of the hilarious kind!Does it start with the end of the world as we know it, with the destruction of [...]

    2. FULL REVIEWIt’s war! Humans versus newts. And odds favor a newt victory since a number of key factors work in their favor: newts can continue fighting even after losing two-thirds of their internal organs; newts are absolute realists and make highly disciplined soldiers since they are not bogged down by things like fantasy or humor or lofty ideas; the current population of these creatures standing four foot high when walking upright on their hind legs has reached over twenty billion, outnumber [...]

    3. A Dutch sea captain discovers intelligent, human-sized newts in a remote island bay. So he does what anyone would do and tells somebody with money. The Newts are then put to work building harbors and extending coastlines, and hilarity ensues. Well, for the most part. There is a war at the end of this book. Racism is also a major theme, both directly and allegorically through humanity's treatment of the Newts. The humor is sarcastic and in a few places dark. It skewers all elements of society: in [...]

    4. Satire is my favorite genre. And this book is a gem.Nowhere have I ever found a better description of homo sapiens’s boundless greed, bigotry, stunning thoughtlessness, and utter stupidity.This book leaves no parts, levels or facets of society unscathed. Karel Capek satirizes science, academia, education, business, politics, fascism, communism, militarism, law, religion, philosophy, racism, journalism, and just about every trait of human nature one can think of. Yet it isn’t all funny. It is [...]

    5. Một kiệt tác của thế kỷ 20. Thật ngạc nhiên là lại quá ít người biết tới Karel Capek như vậy. Tác phẩm châm biếm gần như tất cả mọi thứ trào lưu của thế kỷ 20: chủ nghĩa tiêu thụ, chủ nghĩa phát xít, chủ nghĩa thực dân, chủ nghĩa cộng sản, bài Do Thái, các loại giả-khoa-học, chạy đua vũ trangChỉ một loài lưỡng thê có tên là sa giông mà người ta có thể hình dung về tương lai (và [...]

    6. ‎دوستانِ گرانقدر، این کتاب از 11 فصل و 300 صفحه تشکیل شده است این داستانِ خیالی و عجیب، به نوعی نابودی نسلِ انسانها را به دلیلِ خودخواهی و خودبرتر بینی نشان میدهد‎داستان از آنجایی آغاز میشود که ناخدا <فان توخ> به جزایر اطراف سوماترا سفر میکند تا تجارتِ مروارید انجام دهد ولی [...]

    7. Great fun. The story of mankind's downfall and destruction as caused by human hubris.The tensions and ambitions of Imperialist Europe find new expression once a species of super-newt is discovered. This is expressed in Oswald Spengler style musings and a re-imaging of the super-newts as having the characteristics of the empires that employ them. To the surprise of all the newts eventually turn against the humans, but in a nice touch they hire human lawyers to represent their interests at the pea [...]

    8. 1985 was the worst year of my life. The previous summer our family had moved from Calgary to Saskatoon and I had left behind a group of very close friends. I had just graduated high school and I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. I did know that I would rather go to school than get a job, so for perhaps the first time in my life I really applied myself academically in a last ditch effort to get accepted into University. I pulled off a 99% in a summer school Chemistry class, which must [...]

    9. Having impulsively nabbed this from the library, to return home and see Robert’s tip about reading a later translation (Penguin Classics ed. is a facsimile of the Weatherall from 1938, replete with arcane spellings), I entered the novel wearily, to be won over by the first-rate Swiftian brilliance pirouetting from each page like Darcey Bussle doing The Hustle. Making use of newspaper clippings, excerpts from academic studies, letters to the editor and so on in the second book, the novel is als [...]

    10. A Dutch captain discovers giant talking newts on a remote island and teaches them to use tools, fight off predators, and collect pearls for him. They are eventually exploited by international corporations and the newts challenge man's place at the top of the animal kingdom.Capek covers a multitude of issues and subjects in this wonderful satire -- capitalism, militarism, racism, and even Hollywood. A great read!

    11. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Vaduz in the mountains of Liechtenstein where negotiations are being held to end the hostilities between humans and newts. Although the meetings are held behind closed doors, it has become known that on the 117th day an agreement has been reached concerning the temperature and the salt concentration for the water in the tubs in which the members of the newts-delegation are staying during the trials. In two or three months the agenda will presumably be decided by [...]

    12. Kuo daugiau knygų skaitai, tuo rečiau aptinki tokią, kuri sužavi nuo pirmo puslapio iki paskutinio. Natūralu, kad taip yra - plečiasi knygų su kuriomis gali lyginti ratas, darosi sunkiau nustebinti daug visko mačiusį skaitytoją. Pastebėjau, jog mano nuomonė tampa vis kritiškesnė ir 5 žvaigždutes duodu vis rečiau, gilinuosi ne tik į pačią istoriją ar idėją, bet ir į autoriaus stilių, patirtį, viską kas yra tarp eilučių ir dar giliau. Kiek skaičiau distopijų - beveik [...]

    13. “ dünya belli ki çöküp sular altında kalacak; ama en azından hepimizin anlayabildiği türden politik ve ekonomik nedenleri olacak bunun, en azından bilim, teknoloji ve kamuoyunun yardımıyla, türlü türlü insan icadının yardımıyla olacak. Kozmik bir felaketle değil, o bildik iktidar mücadelesi, para filan gibi nedenlerle olacak. Yapabileceğimiz bir şey yok bu konuda.”Kütüphanede raflara bakma alışkanlığının karşıma çıkardığı bir hazine oldu benim için bu k [...]

    14. One of the most enjoyable books I ever read, and definitely only one distopia I really ever liked. Main concept of this book was repeated many many times after, for example in Starship Troopers. Goverment finds a public enemy, moves it ahead, unleashes society and mass-media on it, eventually organizes a war against itHeroes, tragedies, war crimes for what? Newts!(well we could find examples of this not only in literature, won't we).BUT, as oppossed to We or 1984 this book is INCREDIBLY funny, t [...]

    15. nếu một ngày tôi không còn đọc được nữa, hãy đọc cho tôi nghe Khi loài vật lên ngôi.

    16. A few years ago a friend of mine sent me an email containing a link to a newspaper article. This article referred to the discovery of, if I remember correctly, a previously unknown type of lobster. Underneath the article my friend had written: ‘How long before this ends up on a plate in some restaurant?’ To which I replied with something like: ‘They’ll probably dissect it or fuck it first.’ It has long been a running joke between us that with anything we – by which I mean human being [...]

    17. Thấy mọi người rate cao nên tôi đã kỳ vọng hơi quá. Cuốn sách cũng thú vị đấy, nhưng chưa đủ hấp dẫn tôi tới mức đó. Tác phẩm mang tính chất châm biếm, nhưng đặc điểm của thể loại này là nó rất phụ thuộc vào khẩu vị của bạn. Hơn nữa theo tôi sự châm biếm chỉ gây hào hứng khi nó đánh vào đúng những thứ diễn ra trong thời đại tôi đang sống. Tác phẩm đã ra đời gần 1 tk tr [...]

    18. humor, parodija, satira, ironija, komedijama čega nema u ovom genijalnom djelu, nema ikoje nezgodne ljudske osobine koju nam Čapek nije primjereno nabio na nos.jako ugodan čitanjac, drago mi je da sam se podsjetio i svima apsolutno preporučujem.1936. godina, a tako svježe i primjenjivo i dan danasviše od 5

    19. Thông qua câu chuyện về sự thay đổi của xã hội con người trong thời đại Sa giông, tác giả cố gắng đả kích rất nhiều thứ thuộc về con người, mà số ít tôi còn nhớ có thể kể ra đây như: lòng tham lam, tính vị kỉ; sự chia rẽ nhân loại thành các giai cấp, dân tộc và quốc gia; nền khoa học, tôn giáo, triết học; các thể loại tôn giáo và ý thức hệ;Tuy nhiên, tham vọng lớn của tác giả [...]

    20. “Khi loài vật lên ngôi” của Čapek được các phê bình gia cũng như các nhà nghiên cứu ca ngợi nhiệt liệt. Nhà nghiên cứu Harry Levin đã có một bài điểm sách ngay năm 1937 và đưa ra một nhận định chắc nịch: Với “Loài vật lên ngôi” mà ủy ban xét duyệt Nobel còn lờ Čapek đi nữa thì là chuyện rất khó.Các vị giám khảo, dĩ nhiên, đã lờ tịt Čapek đi. Nhưng trước khi lờ, họ có đề nghị [...]

    21. Synopsis: Kapek wrote in the post-WW1 era. In the book, a sea captain finds a bay that harbors giant newts, about the size of a ten year old human, complete with digits and all. The newts are intelligent, and he trains them to capture pearls for him. Eventually, a company forms that sends the Newts to all parts of the world for slave labor. Because of their intelligence (about equal to humans) and the training and supplies given them by man, the Newts spread all over the world (they get up to 70 [...]

    22. Svět po první světové válce propadl iluzi, že udělal vše pro to, aby se už podobné hrůzy neopakovaly. Avšak ve třicátých letech se stále více ukazovalo, jak byly tyto představy naivní. Svět naplno prožívá hospodářskou krizi, a mnoho lidí hledá podporu v extremistickych hnutích, jak by se daly nazvat všechny ty . na vzestupu. A právě takové společnosti nastavuje ve svém románu Válka s mloky Karel Čapek zrcadlo. Nabízí světu nový způsob, jak se vymanit z k [...]

    23. Tôi nhớ trong một tiểu luận Milan Kundera từng nói đại ý: "Một cuốn tiểu thuyết nếu không làm ta cười, thì cũng không còn mấy ý nghĩa". Nếu bạn từng đọc M.K nhiều, sẽ hiểu ông đánh giá cao tiếng cười, sự hài hước và châm biếm như thế nào. Xét trên tinh thần này, thì không có gì ngạc nhiên khi M.K dành những lời bình luận có cánh như vậy cho K.C.

    24. quả là sau này bọn sa giông đánh nhau thật :p, gọi là phân hóa nội bộ, đám sa giông biết hợp tác với con người thì sống tốt tới bây giờ, hehe

    25. the thing about this book is how the author effortlessly brought up metaphors and stuff by just some small details, some comic conversations or by just describing things. the language is extremely visual it reminds me of my own writing lol. but this one is better admitedly. it's too comic at times but totally likablee way it randomly jumped from a usual narration to a kind of journal language or even a scientific paper dead plain voice is extremely fresh. i mean, i came up with this idea of a fe [...]

    26. Als Klassiker angepriesen (ich kannte es vorher nicht), war es ein willkommener Quartalskauf bei der Büchergilde. Die Beschreibung im Buchkatalog klang dermaßen interessant, dass ich mir dachte: das muss ich mir jetzt echt mal geben!Und es hat sich wirklich gelohnt! Eine Perle im Literaturmeer (um beim Thema zu bleiben), die nicht nur für reine Lesefans etwas zu bieten hat, sondern auch noch für den Grafikliebhaber und dem Kenner von besonders gelungenem Layout. Sogar die Schriftart orientie [...]

    27. Me lo he pasado de miedo, auqneu esconde un fondo agridulce. Es uno de esos libros que sorprenden y se recomienda sin remedio

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